Life's Science: I Do Have Lots of Things To Talk About

but I had to get up at 5:30 to go to Parents' Day at early-morning seminary. Then I worked until 7:15 pm, fueled on a donut and pizza. No, not good. It's 9:30 pm, and I have to take a hot bath and go to bed.

Heard In Passing

She's a Mexican Cougar! That makes her a puma!
"With hair like that, how could she be anything but a nerd?"
Me, psyching myself up for something: Eye of the tiger! Eye of the tiger!" Rowdy: Pfft! That's only 1% of the tiger!"
Father to Son, playing chess: Winning was what I was doing when you thought I was losing!"
Tri-teamate JC, when asked how he slept last night, "I took naps between worrying."
You don't understand how complicated funemployment is. It's a logistical nightmare!
"We like to party, and when we party, we shoot each other!"
(Just barely) three-year-old B-rock, putting on his baseball mitt: Oh! I put on my baseball puppet!"
Neighbor kid (all sad): The Easter Bunny doesn't ever come to my house." Rowdy: That's because you're Jewish." Kid: But I still beilieve in bunnies!"
"Brock, what does the shark say?" Brock makes CHOMP noise.

Life's Science

Thursday, October 28, 2010

I Do Have Lots of Things To Talk About

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