This last week at the Texas Tornado Bootcamp (many more pictures and stories to come), I dumped the bike two or three times and had a pretty good bruise on my thigh. Since we were in Texas, and chaw/snus/dip was in abundance, I had the opportunity to put tobacco to its heaven-approved purpose.
Step 1: Bum some Skoal off of someone. This actually had a nice, peach smell.
Step 3: Cover with gauze.
Step 4: Wrap loosely with an ace bandage.