Life's Science: March 2013

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Today's disappointments:

I drove over to Mission Bay Aquatic Center to paddleboard on my afternoon off. It is lovely here today. However, MBAC's rental desk is not open on Tuesdays and Wednesdays in the "winter".
According to tracking information, two things I ordered for our upcoming New Beginnings (tomorrow!) must have arrived while we were in Las Vegas (a gross place). We haven't seen them, and I hope that our neighbors picked them up and forgot to bring them over to us. Inquiries have been made.

Heard In Passing

She's a Mexican Cougar! That makes her a puma!
"With hair like that, how could she be anything but a nerd?"
Me, psyching myself up for something: Eye of the tiger! Eye of the tiger!" Rowdy: Pfft! That's only 1% of the tiger!"
Father to Son, playing chess: Winning was what I was doing when you thought I was losing!"
Tri-teamate JC, when asked how he slept last night, "I took naps between worrying."
You don't understand how complicated funemployment is. It's a logistical nightmare!
"We like to party, and when we party, we shoot each other!"
(Just barely) three-year-old B-rock, putting on his baseball mitt: Oh! I put on my baseball puppet!"
Neighbor kid (all sad): The Easter Bunny doesn't ever come to my house." Rowdy: That's because you're Jewish." Kid: But I still beilieve in bunnies!"
"Brock, what does the shark say?" Brock makes CHOMP noise.