"I had an army of ferrets and a major domo, so-to-speak, who was a badger. The badger had a girlfriend, who was an evil skunk. I also had a special power--when people licked me, they tasted their favorite food. So the badger's girlfriend turned him against me. The badger got the ferrets to tie me up at La Jolla shores, with me wearing just a speedo. Then they charged $5 for people to lick me."
Uh, no. I never would've guessed that.
1 comment:
That's the best! Can I have a lick?
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