Life's Science: Vacation Heard-In-Passings

HIP #1

60-something year-old woman at the movie theater, excitedly gesturing to the poster for the upcoming movie Your Highness:

(Shouting to her husband): I can't wait to see this movie! It's going to be just like The Princess Bride!!!"

Apparently, she has not seen the trailer or any movie starring James Franco and Danny McBride.

HIP #2

Early 20-something girl in our snowboard camp: I couldn't sleep at all last night! There were two old men in the apartment next to me having a fight. They were choking each other and everything! I couldn't believe it! These two old men! They were, like, 45 or something!"

Heard In Passing

She's a Mexican Cougar! That makes her a puma!
"With hair like that, how could she be anything but a nerd?"
Me, psyching myself up for something: Eye of the tiger! Eye of the tiger!" Rowdy: Pfft! That's only 1% of the tiger!"
Father to Son, playing chess: Winning was what I was doing when you thought I was losing!"
Tri-teamate JC, when asked how he slept last night, "I took naps between worrying."
You don't understand how complicated funemployment is. It's a logistical nightmare!
"We like to party, and when we party, we shoot each other!"
(Just barely) three-year-old B-rock, putting on his baseball mitt: Oh! I put on my baseball puppet!"
Neighbor kid (all sad): The Easter Bunny doesn't ever come to my house." Rowdy: That's because you're Jewish." Kid: But I still beilieve in bunnies!"
"Brock, what does the shark say?" Brock makes CHOMP noise.

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Friday, April 1, 2011

Vacation Heard-In-Passings

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