Life's Science: Today's List

1. My scooter. It gets me where I need to go economically.
2. A restful evening.
3. My thoughtful husband.
4. Clean drinking water.
5. Computers.

Heard In Passing

She's a Mexican Cougar! That makes her a puma!
"With hair like that, how could she be anything but a nerd?"
Me, psyching myself up for something: Eye of the tiger! Eye of the tiger!" Rowdy: Pfft! That's only 1% of the tiger!"
Father to Son, playing chess: Winning was what I was doing when you thought I was losing!"
Tri-teamate JC, when asked how he slept last night, "I took naps between worrying."
You don't understand how complicated funemployment is. It's a logistical nightmare!
"We like to party, and when we party, we shoot each other!"
(Just barely) three-year-old B-rock, putting on his baseball mitt: Oh! I put on my baseball puppet!"
Neighbor kid (all sad): The Easter Bunny doesn't ever come to my house." Rowdy: That's because you're Jewish." Kid: But I still beilieve in bunnies!"
"Brock, what does the shark say?" Brock makes CHOMP noise.

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