I've always wondered about the statement in the Word of Wisdom
(Doctrine and Covenants section 89, for the uninitiated) that says that tobacco is for healing bruises. An athletic training class I had as an undergrad included a recipe and some dish on the BYU football players.
This last week at the Texas Tornado Bootcamp (many more pictures and stories to come), I dumped the bike two or three times and had a pretty good bruise on my thigh. Since we were in Texas, and chaw/snus/dip was in abundance, I had the opportunity to put tobacco to its heaven-approved purpose.
Step 1: Bum some Skoal off of someone. This actually had a nice, peach smell.
Step 2: Place the tobacco on the bruise.
Step 3: Cover with gauze.
Step 4: Wrap loosely with an ace bandage.
Before and after:
The only difference is the lighting. Foo. The moral of the story is not to use processed tobacco. A plain, old tobacco leaf might have worked. Or, I could have lightly simmered the leaves to get the juices to leak out a little more.
1 comment:
Oh well. But I love that you tried! Stupid processed herbs.
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