The Break-Up

I think that I'm going to have to break up with Hansel.  Sure he's gorgeous, zippy and we look good together.  But he's been unreliable, and our lifestyles don't completely match.  He left me in a lurch twice on Friday, refusing to take me home until Rowdy came and kicked some sense into him, then flaking out just an hour later after a long drive.  I think he needs a new alternator.

Where will I turn after I dump Hansel?  Here are two ideas:

I would call this one Hammond, after Richard Hammond from Top Gear.

This one would be Valentino, or Vale.